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The magic vibrator

The magic vibrator

There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he’d try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went […]

Little swot

Little swot

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’ Ms. Brooks had […]

Making cash

Making cash

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for giving blood?” “About $20.” “Wow,” says the man, “I’m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.” The woman angrily gets off […]

Meeting the alien

Meeting the alien

Steve Jones was just your usual UFO nut, hoping for the day when he would get his own alien encounter. On the 9th of August, Steve Jones went to Hampstead Heath, London, late at night and set up shop in a quiet corner of the heath to spend a night sky watching when he saw […]